I’m so fucking horny right now but it’s Good Friday so I can’t jack it because that’s disrespectful to our lord Jesus Christ and also because I’m trying to watch Harry potter and the deathly hallows part 2
im sorry Officer but theres absolutely nothing you can do to make me stop wearing this blanket like a cape
so i was in class watching a movie when Buttfucker Cdfghucvk and i all my feels.. nobody understood my feels but then after class my teacher came up and was like “so, uh, i like your shoelaces” so i ate the shoelaces i ate the fucking
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
Can I say something… crazy?
why does she have 4 different eye colors?? did I miss something in the movie?
A lot of people think that the Marauders would have made fun of McGonagall a lot and yeah they probs teased her but it is my personal headcanon if you legitimately tried to insult her in front of them they would fuck you up
isabelle finally gets real
When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close
Pussy so good had to save that shit for laterrrr
hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city?
i see 10s of 10s of 20s laying down upon your titties
yes i do
no one can twerk dat ass like you
i swear its true
NOT A QUEEN, A KHALEESI
THATS A MICHAEL’S
THATS WHERE I WORK Y’ALL
ok probably not that one
but one of them
I’m so sorry I thought I was writing in the tags