boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families
dzemorek replied to your post “i just finished merlin and what the fuck. whatthef uck i knew it was…”
you poor thing! now you go on youtube and rewatch arthur’s death scene 1000 times and cry your eyes out.
ugh ughGHSIDHGLHKN I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN TOO AND I THINK IT MADE IT HURT WORSE. i cant do this. goodness gracious god alMIGHTY
i just finished merlin and what the fuck. whatthef uck i knew it was going to happen I KNEW and im STILL WHAT THE FUCKING. WHAT DO I DO NOW?! send help
Today’s Republican Party opposes the Affordable Care Act, so it refuses to work with the Obama administration in legislating technical fixes that would make the law work more smoothly. Is this in any sense patriotic? Having lost battles over the law in Congress and the Supreme Court, don’t Republicans have an obligation to make it serve their constituents as well as possible?
Both parties used to understand the need to invest in infrastructure for reasons of competitiveness and safety. Both parties used to understand that there could be no serious threat to send the Treasury into default. Both parties used to cheer the kind of good economic news we heard Thursday — 288,000 new jobs in June, unemployment down to 6.1 percent.
But now, one party — the GOP — cares more about ideology, reelection and opposing Obama’s every initiative than about the well-being of the nation. It is scant comfort, on Independence Day, to remember that the republic has survived worse.
You know, it just occurred to me, back when I did office work, if I’d refused to do my job for so much as a day, I’d have been fired.
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
OKAY I finally got around to this I love these things to be honest, just couldn’t figure out how to NOT reblog as link on mobile
► Name ➔ Danny
► Birth place ➔ Atlanta
► Hair color ➔ it’s a lightish brown
► Age ➔ 18
► Eye Color ➔ blue
► Birthday ➔ August 24
► Gender ➔ male
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Righty
► Single or taken? ➔ single
► Happy? ➔ maybe not happy, but I wouldn’t say I’m sad
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love ➔ I WON’T SAY I’M IN LOOOOVE
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ I think it’s a bit of a naive concept
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ It just sort of ended, so I guess it was mutual
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ I hope not, but I think possibly
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ The short answer is yes, but strictly speaking in a romantic sense, not really. Things start and things end, and there’s always a way for both to happen.
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔I think I have, actually, but it would normally be a no. Hugs are not a comforting thing for me.
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ a “secret” admirer
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ Yesterday I had to pass over coffee ice cream at walmart so yes, I have.
► Do you usually spend Valentine’s Day alone? ➔ I guess
► Short or long-term relationships? ➔ I don’t know
► Love or lust ➔ *strangled guttural noises*
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Together in an Arnold Palmer
► Cats or Dogs ➔ I’d rather take care of a cat, but dogs are more fun if given ten minutes
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ Few best friends
► Television or internet ➔ Internet
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Coke (in a line on my coffee table) (rimshot)
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ WILD NIGHT OUT ON THE TOWN
► Day or night ➔ night
► Text or Call ➔ text
► Make-up or au naturel? ➔ on me? let me tell you I can’t stand wearing make up. I don’t understand its appeal. Well, I understand its appeal but that would never be a sacrifice I’d be willing to make on a daily basis.
TEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out? ➔ No
► Fallen down/up the stairs? ➔ Yes. The first high school I went to had a “grand staircase” to get to the second floor and I tripped BAD, my shit was flying every where and people just stepped over me to get to class. I wasn’t even embarrassed because it happened so often, not to mention this school banned book bags so EVERYONE had their shit tumble down the staircase a time or two. It was a rite of passage.
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ yes, of course
► Prank called a store? ➔ oh yeah, we used to call walmart all the time and ask after a specific item and when they connected us to the right department, we’d say we were looking for something completely different. It’d go on a good 10 times before someone caught on and hung up.
► Skipped school? ➔ WELL YEAH
► Wanted to disappear? ➔ Yes
► Spent all your money? ➔ yes. just yesterday my card declined at publix trying to buy a pack of gum and allergy medicine
► Met a celebrity? ➔ Don’t really think so.
► Been really ill? ➔ yes
► Gotten high? ➔ yes
► Smile or eyes ➔ smile I think
► Light or dark hair ➔ I honestly could not care less
► Shorter or taller ➔ I think I prefer shorter? But it’s honestly not a very big preference
► Intelligence or attraction ➔ I find it hard to judge sexual/romantic/platonic interest solely by intelligence OR attraction. I have a lot of feelings on the whole “appearance versus intellect” ordeal. SO TO ANSWER THE QUESTION that’s sketchy waters for me.
► Hook-up or relationship ➔ well.
► Funny and poor or rich and serious ➔ funny and poor is the more noble answer (“rich in LOVE”) but REALLY?
► Mac or PC? ➔ PC
► Chapstick or lipstick? ➔ chapstick
► City or country? ➔ I think they both have their merits, I am literally so bad at preferences have I even answered ONE question straight yet?
► Driving or walking? ➔ probably driving. probably.
► Last phone call? ➔ my dad
► Last song you listened to? ➔ Everywhere - Fleetwood Mac
► Last thing you ate? ➔ god I think it was actually chicken McNuggets. I hadn’t had those since I was like FIVE until a few hours ago
► Last thing you drank? ➔ Arnold Palmer (shocker)
► Last place you were? ➔ MY MINIVAN
► Last kiss? ➔ god I don’t even know
► Last picture taken? ➔ the day before yesterday possibly?
► Last outfit? ➔ I’m wearing a pair of not-exactly-basketball shorts and my Welcome to Night Vale t shirt
► Last purchase? ➔ I just ran to Walgreens for a Dr. Pepper, an Arnold Palmer, and a pack of Pall Malls (grosss) (the Arnold Palmer was all that was mine)
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I met Luke skywalker today (: I love Star Trek!
Don’t be rude….. Why can’t I be a Trekkie and proud? “Falcon Punch!!!” Amiright?
Just incase this isn’t a joke. Harrison Ford played Han Solo in Star wars
No sweetie……. You’re confused…….. You’re thinking about Yoda from Star Fox (:
Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel
jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel
Unnerving gravestone I saw today