clavid:

ogfoodnun:

why is he so happy

Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

clavid:

ogfoodnun:

why is he so happy

Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

 
bewbin:

misfirevevo:

ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR


THIS IS LYING PROPOGANDA AND I AS A SKELETON WILL NOT STAND FOR. Mostly becuae I don’t have any muscles BUT STILL

bewbin:

misfirevevo:

ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR

THIS IS LYING PROPOGANDA AND I AS A SKELETON WILL NOT STAND FOR. Mostly becuae I don’t have any muscles BUT STILL

 

chickenkaboob:

losing your friend in hot topicimage

 
 

castielsteenwolf:

pr1nceshawn:

The evolution of Halloween costumes for girls…

this is really important

 
waitinforthebus:

ollivander:

THIS IS A REAL SIGN I JUST PASSED DANNY DEVITO FOR MAYOR

the gang runs for office 

waitinforthebus:

ollivander:

THIS IS A REAL SIGN I JUST PASSED
DANNY DEVITO FOR MAYOR

the gang runs for office 

me beginning of day: I am going to shower wash my hair exfoliate moisturise drink 2 litres of water eat lots of fruit and vegetables do the laundry and dishes read a book pet a dog help the homeless donate to cancer and finish all my work
me end of the day: still in bed rotting away

You wanna know how petty I am? *takes toothpick out of mouth and slams glass on the table* I once got angry because my dad opened my BRAND NEW DVD of the Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein/ the Wolfman for a 3 year old before I got to watch it first. Yeah.* sticks toothpick back in mouth*

U never deleted the picture of the donut this is proof that I rule/rock your world

…….

 

bipolar-gob-bluth:

GOB Bluth - text post meme

Inspired by (x)

kingmunsterxvii:

People think I’m soft… That I’m not hardcore… But what they don’t know is that in my spare time I shame people who are sexually attracted to Bill the Triangle *takes a long drag from cigarette* here’s a new hobby for ya weirdos it’s called church

Watching spoopy scary skeleton movies with Danny

hungnail:

DO NOT WATCH ALONE

CARNIVAL. OF SOULS! !!!

Here’s to really bad #hashtag selfies in honor of the hat
I saw this, left the store, then went BACK in to buy it

I am ONE CHAPTER AWAY FROM FINISHING TRAITORS MOON and it has taken me a ridiculously long time to finish this book for no reason, it’s never been boring I’m just shit