809:

why is this so hard for people to understand

#psa  

So I got a text message from Giselle…

riseoftheguardian:

i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb

#same  
Remus/Sirius, one of them works the 4th meal shift at the Taco Bell drive in

punkpadfoot:

i’m so glad about this holy shit it made me laugh so hard at work, im going over the three sentencel imit, idc.

sirius squints at the driver in the car through the drive thru window and frowns; he is holding a bag with three tacos, a nacho bellgrande, two caramel apple empanadas, and a crunchwrap supreme, so he asks, unabashedly, “all of this is yours?”

"um," the driver says. his hair is curly and messy and when the wind blows, suddenly, sirius can smell the leftovers of the joint that was just finished, and understands, so the driver merely continues, "can i get, uh, fire sauce - like as much as you can give me - like so much that - just, a lot."

"oh my god," sirius says, laughing. "i - yes, okay. a lot." he turns away, and finds that when he’s gathered what by his definition is ‘a lot’ of sauce, the guy in the car is still staring at him. "so uh - are you okay?"

"how long is your hair?" is the abrupt reply, causing sirius to instinctively reach up and make sure his hat it on straight and his bun hasn’t fallen.

"oh - i don’t know? long?" this is the most bizarre conversation. the headset is still beeping in his ear and he ignores it.

"i like it."

"i’m wearing a hat," sirius says with a snort. "here is your food - " sirius hands him one bag, which the other guy takes " - and your sauce."

"wait!" the driver says, loud enough that sirius is startled, and puts a hand on his wrist still in the process of trying to give this poor stoned child his  sauce. "i really like it. my name is remus. like - it looks good, in the bun."

sirius’s lips curl into a half smile, and he leans a little further out the window. remus’s hand on his wrist is warm and his fingers are calloused. “are you trying to hit on me in a drive through, remus?”

"i - yes, probably."

"well, you’re doing a piss poor job of it," sirius replies, cheerfully. "take your sauce and come back round in an hour and try again, hm?"

and so remus does.

((why is this happenign to me, why did i do this))

kingcheddarxvii:

You know when you walk into an arts and crafts store in the middle of summer and it’s decked out in Halloween goods? There’s no difference between an arts and crafts store and tumblr

Brad Breek - Gravity Falls Theme (Made Me Realize)
781,925 plays!

steveholtvstheuniverse:

hdgunnell:

Gravity Falls Theme - Full version

Also known as the catchiest damn theme in the universe.

tumblr messed up and THIS AUDIO PLAYED WHEN I HIT THE PLAY BUTTON  and I was JUST GONNA GO ALONG WITH IT I thought it was one of those posts. 

 

hoshaway:

valvala:

revengeance:

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It begins.

Some one put jontron in time out and tell him he’s not getting chocolate milk before nap time anymore until he learns to behave

There’s more

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male game designer: hey maybe we should treat women like people
male gamer: how could you say these things... i trusted you... i have lost a hero on this day
#fuck  

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*